#225 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Thinking Outside the Box

Now I knew Farrah’s father was strict
but that chastity belt got me ticked


So, for a look at that lass —
I took a locksmithing class …


for there isn’t a one can’t be picked!

Sample #16 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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