#179 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Rules of the Road

This fine little hitchhiker, Bree
was thumbing her way to D.C.


I told her trades that would pass —
could be gas, grass or ass …


but nobody ever rides free!

Sample #13 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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