#107 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Pen Pals

A midget named Shamus O’Rourke
was pig farmer in County Cork


At 4 foot and nigh —
no young maidens took eye …


but he was just the right height to poke pork!

Sample #8 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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