#194 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Jimmy’s Hockey Night

I once found myself all alone
at the home of my best friend’s mom, Joan


She said "Give it a sniff" —
so I took a big whiff …


and it turned my young penis to stone!

Sample #14 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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