#239 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Green Monster

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend, Grace
and greeted her with a harmless embrace


Then her man reacted blindly —
to which I didn’t take kindly …


so I pounded his fists with my face!

Sample #17 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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