#208 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Compliments of the House

An impatient lunch patron named Ross
demanded to speak with our boss


The owner had to decline —
his request for free wine …


but made sure he got free secret sauce!

Sample #15 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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