#134 of 301 in the Naughty Limericks Book

Catch & Release

When I was just a poor, youthful chap
my dates would often end in a slap


But when I finally made ends —
I bought a Mercedes-Benz …


the all-around best beaver trap!

Sample #10 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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