#161 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Real Sharp Kid

I like to save since I’m not made of riches
and fell for one of those barber school pitches


The dopey students looked like bums —
and mine had ten thumbs …


he got an F… and I got six fucking stitches!

Sample #10 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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