#244 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Real Connection

I once had a blind date with Lynn
who showed up with her conjoined twin


Some might find it disgusting —
and it took some adjusting …


but now we all live together in sin!

Sample #16 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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