#217 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

In Vino Veritas

Always figured that Prudence was prude
’til she showed up at my door in the nude


And since my plan was masturbation —
I used rationalization …


to overlook the fact she was stewed !

Sample #14 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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