#132 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

How it Really happened …

The Washington’s neighbor was scary
wanted to know who deflowered his Mary


He asked young George for his reply —
who said, "I can’t tell a lie …


and confess that I popped her young cherry"!

Sample #8 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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