#14 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Happily Ever After

Goldilocks got lost one dark night
and approached the first cabin in sight


There she screwed each bear brother —
comparing each with the other …


and found the biggest one was just right!

Sample #1 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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