#49 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Grade A Student

After birthing a son, Mrs. Cutter
nursed the boy from a dairy cow’s udder


But he was never weaned to meat —
she couldn’t get him off the teat …


so he only drank milk — and shit butter!

Sample #3 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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