#298 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book
Fountain of Youth
A young model was seeking perfection
so I pointed her to my erection
Said, "For the price of oral sex —
my facial protein complex …
can be rubbed right into your complexion!"
Want to read EVEN MORE samples?!
Join the Limerick Fan Club!
Sign up now & you’ll get:
Immediate access to 20 more sample limericks
3-4 fresh, new limericks by email every month
Updates on the upcoming book
Notifications about periodic limerick contests
Don’t worry — Tommy will never sell or share your information