#146 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Dixie Dinah Might

A hot Dixie debutante, Dinah
travled up from South Carolina


And when I heard her say "Y’all" —
with that sweet Southern drawl …


I would kill just to get that vagina!

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