#189 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Deliverance (Cue Banjo Music)

Two hill-jacks named Cletus and Jed
tried to get their cousin Daisy in bed


She said "Since we’re related —
it could be bad if we mated …


so you’ll both need to settle for head!"

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