#65 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

Box Lunch

Kim phoned me for lunch up the street
and said she’d provide some nice meat


She tossed her panties aside —
and spread her legs wide …


and said to have all I could eat !

Sample #4 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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