#99 of 303 in the Dirty Limericks Book

A Little Me Time

The moment my wife turned the block
I grabbed a porno, a beer and my jock


She woke me up on the couch —
all passed like like a slouch …


with my dick firmly stuck to a sock!

Sample #6 of 20

Letch the Lecherous Leprechaun

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